Posted 8/4/2008 10:23 AM (GMT -7)
Last week I was at my family doctor. While waiting I could hear the patient in the next room !
80 year old man in for a checkup my doctor was amazed at what good shape the old man was in and asked.
What do You attribute to Your good health ?
Old timer said, I'm a bowler and that's why i'm in good shape. I'm up early in the morning, I have a good breakfast, before noon I'm at the bowling alley.
My Doctor said, " Well, I'm sure that helps, but there has to be more to it. How old was Your dad when he died ?
Old- timer said, " who said my dad's dead ?
My Doc said, You mean Your 80 years old and Your dad's still alive ? How old is he ?
Old -timer said, He's 100 years old and infact he bowled with me this morning and that's why he is alive he is a bowler !
Doc said that;s great ! How about your dad's dad how old was he when he died ?
Old -timer said: Who said my Grandpa is dead ?
Doc said You mean Your Grandfather is still alive ! How old is He ?
Old-timer said: He's 117 years old !
My Doc was getting frustrated at this point and said I guess Grandpa went bowling with You this morning too?
Old timer said : No----Granpa got married this morning !
My Doctor is amazed I could hear my Doc thru the walls. Your Grandfather got married ! Why would a 117 year old man want to get married?
Old- timer said, "Who said he wanted to ?"
Make you smile ??
remember: Today's trying times are tomorrow's "Good old Day's. "
Your "pondering? worried, scared, pain-filled, clown friend tom