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tom inpain
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   Posted 8/4/2008 12:23 PM (GMT -6)   
Last week I was at my family doctor. While waiting I could hear the patient in the next room !
80 year old man in for a checkup my doctor was amazed at what good shape the old man was in and asked.
What do You attribute to Your good health ?
Old timer said, I'm a bowler and that's why i'm in good shape. I'm up early in the morning, I have a good breakfast, before noon I'm at the bowling alley.
My Doctor said, " Well, I'm sure that helps, but there has to be more to it. How old was Your dad when he died ?
Old- timer said, " who said my dad's dead ?
My Doc said, You mean Your 80 years old and Your dad's still alive ? How old is he ?
Old -timer said, He's 100 years old and infact he bowled with me this morning and that's why he is alive he is a bowler !
Doc said that;s great ! How about your dad's dad how old was he when he died ?
Old -timer said: Who said my Grandpa is dead ?
Doc said You mean Your Grandfather is still alive ! How old is He ?
Old-timer said: He's 117 years old !
My Doc was getting frustrated at this point and said I guess Grandpa went bowling with You this morning too?
Old timer said : No----Granpa got married this morning !
My Doctor is amazed I could hear my Doc thru the walls. Your Grandfather got married ! Why would a 117 year old man want to get married?
Old- timer said, "Who said he wanted to ?"

Make you smile ??
remember: Today's trying times are tomorrow's "Good old Day's. "

Your "pondering? worried, scared, pain-filled, clown friend tom
Tom Lasko

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   Posted 8/4/2008 12:29 PM (GMT -6)   
Ya made me smile!
HEALTH ISSUES: Herniated discs at S-1-L5, L5-L4, L4-L3. Two level fusion (2000); one level fusion (2002); Revision at L4-L3 (2003). Diagnosed with Failed Back Syndrome, Permanent Nerve damage and Chronic Pain


Kadian, Lexipro, Percocet, Temazapim, Lunista, and Robaxin.

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Date Joined Oct 2006
Total Posts : 101
   Posted 8/4/2008 12:51 PM (GMT -6)   
Thanks for the giggle Tom that was great it was so cute. Keep the jokes going
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God Bless You All!!

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