A man and a wife enter a dentist's office. The wife says," I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or novacaine because I am in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You are a brave woman." says the Dentist, " which tooth is it?"
The wife turns to her husband and says," open your mouth and show the Dentist which tooth it is, dear."
|TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
|And sorry I could not travel both
|And be one traveler, long I stood|