This is great!
I do dream quite a bit. If they are just "normal" dreams I forget them shortly after waking up. However, I have had a few wild and crazy dreams that I STILL remember.
The ones I hate are when I am in severe pain and dream that I have been shot/stabbed etc in that
location. Waking up confused is the worst!!! Thanks for posting this...I got a much needed giggle tonight!
Here is a funny dream I had while planning my wedding, I copied this from an email I sent to my Mom:
I had the craziest dream last night/this morning...I was "over" all the wedding drama and we decided we were better off going to the JOP (Justice of the Peace)
So, I climbed into my wedding gown and loaded into my 1989 Toyota Camry (my first car when I was in High School, but somehow it appeared so new and nice) with my Mom and Sister. I have no recollection of Alan (my fiance) being there...ANYWHERE? Maybe we were just checking out the process at the JOP, but uh, in my wedding gown? Maybe I didn't want him to see me "before the ceremony" lol
I get there and it resembles the DMV or Unemployment Line...(how funny is that....for those that know what I have been through lately) There are all kinda of "rough" looking people. They are standing in a line and it is moving sooo slowly.
Next, a woman is sobbing and in a hurry...she says, "I want my grandmother to be here" and as I turn to look 6 huge guys still in funeral wear, carrying in a casket...I quickly thought WHAT?!!?!? Why didn't I think of that!!!!!! (Ok, I know it's sick..but it was a dream)
As I sit on a wooden bench, one of those "thin" ones that are attached to a wall... (why?? who knows), I remember reaching down to smooth out the bottom of my wedding gown....when what do I find???? There are cigarette burns in the "organza overlay" on my gown (Hello...I no longer smoke anymore...not that I would EVER smoke near my wedding gown!!!!!)...I start flipping out and telling my sister we need to go rip someone's aXX at David's Bridal...(as I am looking down at my gown it is no longer silk, satin, organza etc....but it is made of rubber..balloon material!!!! Can you imagine how FLATTERING that was????)
The last thing I remember I am leaving the JOP and headed to David's Bridal...my sister driving and my mom putting my dinner (a double cheeseburger from McD's) in her purse!!!!
Wow, What did I eat last night?????
I hope my REAL wedding isn't quite like my "DREAM" wedding!!!!
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