Do you remember any funny sayings? Maybe ones that you hadn't heard before that just stuck you as really funny?? Maybe it's something your grandparents or parents used to say, or in my case it would more likely have been one of my uncles. They were always coming up with old country sayings that I had never heard....and most of them I can repeat. Something like this is what I'm talking about
...That’s about as useful as a trap door on a canoe!
Build a bridge, and get over it!
Life's hard. Get a helmet.
Well, don’t you look prettier than a glob of butter melting on a stack of wheat cakes!
OK, some of these are pretty silly and some very old but somehow the older they get the funnier they seem.
Do you have one or a few to share?
The one I remember from my uncles when I was trying to put something away one day was..."You can't stuff a 7# rooster in a quart jar!"
What sayings or old phrases make you laugh?(remember this is a family site
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