Have you ever seen a really dumb instructions, signs or warnings? Ones that make you wonder who the goofballs were who wrote that stuff.
Things like on a bottle of shampoo. The directions say "Shampoo, Rinse, Repeat". You could spend the rest of your life in there if you followed those directions exactly!
Or what about
the sign on a restaurant door that says "No dogs allowed except for seeing eye dogs". Is the DOG supposed to read that sign?
Did you ever buy new software and the guarantee was sealed inside a plastic bag with the item you purchased. When you read the guarantee is says, once you
open this you may not return it!
Here's a classic. On packaging for a clothes iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body'.
What is your favorite one that you've either seen or read?