OK...at the request of an anonymous e/mailer I will share my story! :)
Back in 1995 our Union went on strike against our company! I was off of work for 10 weeks, and caught a cold...a bad cold!
I did not seek a Dr because I thought I did not have insurance while off of work. Well needless to say...I developed a bad cough......I coughed so much that I coughed a Hemorrhoid out! :(
Well...we went back to work after settling the contract....and I immediately called the Dr office to make an appointment. When the receptionist asked what the nature of my visit would be.....
....I made a little fib and told her that I had a head cold. (Head cold was over, but the Hemorrhoid wasn't!)
When the big day came....I was taken to one of the private rooms until the Dr could see me.
I soon heard a Knock...Knock...Knock...and in walked the DR! He asked "Michael, what can I do for you today?"
I said "I got a little friend I want you to meet" :) ....he said...."well, where is he? " ....with that I dropped my trousers bent over the table and spread my cheeks! :).....
....and said "I think he wants to shake your finger! :)
He got the biggest tickle out of it...and to this day we laugh about
it :) He later told me that if I was ever in that situation again, to just come in insurance or not, and he would take care of it.
Sorry to those of you that thought it might be too graphic....but this is my story and I'm sticking to it! :)
Moderators edit away if you need to....I only posted on a dare! :)
I'm sure there are many other stories that many of the members could tell, and it may even make a good Koffee Klatch. (Chutz) :)
"Respect your fellow human being, treat them fairly, disagree with them honestly, enjoy their friendship, explore your thoughts about
one another candidly, work together for a common goal and help one another achieve it."
Post Edited (Screaming Eagle) : 8/20/2010 9:18:21 PM (GMT-6)