Oh Jim, that's incredibly funny!
It's a bit like our strawberry mystery - we'd blamed the birds (we get a lot of parrots round here), we'd blamed the possums, even the fruit bats - then one night we were sitting outside and watched the dog very neatly plucking the berries from the bush and eating them. They do keep us entertained, don't they!
CRPS since 1999, diagnosed in 2005 and since spread to full body, spasms, dystonia & contractures, gastroparesis, orthostatic hypotension,bradycardia/tachycardia, bone spurs, bursitis, carpal tunnel syndrome.
On Oxycontin/Endone, Topamax, Mobic, Magnesium, Florinef, Somac, Cipramil. Have a spinal cord stimulator, intrathecal pump with baclofen & bupivacaine and doing physio.