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   Posted 10/13/2011 10:50 PM (GMT -6)   
Did you ever see a bumper sticker that absolutely cracked you up? I mean ones that don't degrade someone else just for a laugh but ones that feel like they represent something about yourself? Care to share one?

We do need to keep these in compliance with the Rules of Posting but I'm sure that won't be a problem...laughs are not that hard to find. So let's share fun sayings you've heard, seen on a bumper sticker or read read somewhere. We need and deserve a few laughs. If you feel the desire, go ahead and offer more than one for everyone's pleasure. smilewinkgrin

Have fun~

Here are mine...the first one might be old but seems appropriate right now...

My Mind Wandered ~~~ and Never Came Back

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons for You are Crunchy & Good with Ketchup

The Important Thing Is Not To Stop Questioning - Albert Einstein 1879-1955
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   Posted 10/13/2011 11:29 PM (GMT -6)   
Well this has been some time ago, but when I was stationed in Alaska, everyone up there had the sticker on their bumper with the continental United States on it and   supperimposed on the middle of the continental US was the state of Alaska, ( all in proportion) and it took up all the states from the Candanian border to the Gulf and all of the midwest, It was just to show how big Alaska was, and under it all,    it read "Eat your Heart out Texans!" then a smilely face! I could not help laughing everytime I seen it, and it still tickles my funny bone when I think about it! smilewinkgrin
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   Posted 10/14/2011 8:17 AM (GMT -6)   
Heres one for a smile

May your heart be open, if your heart isnt open , may God turn your ankle so we can see you limping. Irish Blessing
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   Posted 10/14/2011 10:49 AM (GMT -6)   
The only one I can think of at this moment:


for some reason this one cracks me up.
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   Posted 10/14/2011 11:56 AM (GMT -6)   
Being an American means never having to say your an idiot. smilewinkgrin

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   Posted 10/14/2011 12:36 PM (GMT -6)   
My favorite was "My other car is a broomstick".

There are others that are not very appropriate, but my kids like the one that says, "My golden retriever is smarter than your honor student."
The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them. That's the essence of inhumanity. George Bernard Shaw
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