Sorry, lost it for a second! What I ment to say was I went to my Primary Doc today and being on the Medicare Humana Gold plan, I don't have to pay so I complained about
a bunch of junk thats been hurting lately! First was my feet to which my Doc said, I think you have plantar facyitus or something like that? I don't think so Doc, I had a bad case of that a couple years ago and it was only in one foot and felt nothing like this! I still have the $130. boot I wore at night to get rid of it! He told me to take my shoes off and hit some spots w/ his thumbs> "Does that hurt?" Ah, NO. "How bout here?" Ah, NO. I have had flat feet all my life doc and I think they are finally getting to the point I'm gonna do some damage if I don't get some inserts. OK, you can go to the foot doc if you want, I'll write you a referal but I think your pain Doc should adjust your pain meds!!! That just ain't gonna happen Doc, not for my feet!!!
Next, I'd like to go see a dermatologist for this spot on my forehead and this gross thing growing on my neck. "Well I can send you but, they will just freeze it off!> I can do that here today!" Ah, OK doc but what the hell is it? "Probably some cancerous stuff, I'll take care of it!" With that the nurse/girl/assistant went out and brought back the freezer gun! OK now if you've never had the pleasure of having liquid nitogen shot onto your forehead three times in a row, you are definitely missing out on one of my fav instantanious pains! Kinda felt like what I believe an red hot ice pick slowly going into your brow!> Daza Niza!! Then it was time for the ugly meat thing on my neck which wasn't nearly as bad till he got to my neck under the frozen meat thing! After these what the doc called frost bite spots were bandaged up, he asked if there was anything else?
Yep! I saved what I believe to be the most serious thang for last!
My left ear! A couple weeks ago I was doing a really stupid thang (I do lotz of these!) I had an itch in my ear and instead of going and getting a Q-tip and peroxide to dip it in to get rid of the itch like I usually do, I stuck my index finger in my ear and wiggled it around vigerously! As I pulled it ou it had formed an air tight seal and the suction cause by this stupidness felt like it ruptured my ear drum! Since if I held my nose, closed my mouth and blew like you would to equalize the pressure underwater or on a plane, I could feel air escaping thru the ear and it hurt like the whole Dicken Family all the way down my jaw !!> Yikes!! That wasn't the worst of it tho! Next time I took a shower as hard as I tried to keep water out of my ear, it got in>> (of course!) Now I could feel it in my inner ear and the next day, it hurt like the whole Dickens Clan!!! Yea well I have a doc apt in a couple weeks so I'll wait and see what happens! I don't want to tell my wife about
how stupid I am either (Hell I have so many things wrong w/ me I hate telling her there's something else and I caused it!!!) so I'll try to make believ nothing is wrong! Back to the doc> sorry! He looked in there and said> "I can't see your ear drum! Too much wax!" Then he looked in the other ear, "Hmmm, there's hardly any wax in this side!" Yea wll thats cause I use the Q-tip & peroxide trick which does a great job of keeping it clean! I have awefull wax build up for my size!
Then he said that they would clean out my ear and asked the girl/servant to do it, to which she said, "I can't! the stuff is still at the old office!" Oh yea, they had moved offices since my last apt and I had a hell of a time finding them as the phone was busy for a 1/2hr prior to my apt when I tried to call for directions!! "So Pete, you'll have to come backl Friday so we can clean that ear and look at the drum!!" "In the mean time I'll give you a script
for some drops!" Now I know I'm not the sharpest lightbulb in the drawer but what if there is a hole in there and the drops make it past the wax and flow thu da hole??? Doc says> Dun't vethy abowd eat! Day air pen drops! For da pen!!!He's from Endia! (The tallest Indian I've ever seen! I look heem in the eyes and I'm 6'-3"!!!) I just love this Guy tho!!! So I'll be back Friday for an ear flushing right after my apt w/ my Pain Doc who's right across the street!!! Wait untill he hearts about
So I'm sorry for this long anoying post but somebody's gotz to do it> Right??? I really have to go and eat something now! Fatzo's gotta eat too Ya know!!! Love All Y'all!!!!!!!!!!!
Be Good dam it For Goodness Sake and get those pains low!!!!!! Do what your Doc tells You to do and I'll see Yuze All Later Job!!!
Big Fatty Bubolardy or>
> Just > Pete
Post Edited By Moderator (CRPSpatient) : 2/16/2012 12:46:43 AM (GMT-7)