I think I am slowly becoming an Out Of The Closet Pooper (not that I take in reading material, just that I am starting to care less and less about
if people know it was me), just because it's like, "You know what, I have Crohn's so gimme a break...!"
Our bathrooms at work are pretty big (7-10 stalls), so I figure they really can't KNOW it was you (it could have been someone who just left! :)
I also think they should add one more type of person (This happens to me All the time in public restrooms):
Person who, when entering a bathroom with 10+ stalls, inevitably chooses to to use the one directly beside you so you have no "buffer" stalls for privacy. This breach of personal pooping space can cause much distress to the pooper, and all relief is halted until the SPACE INVADER leaves the bathroom."
Hahaha. Ah, gotta laugh at yourself.