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gemini kiwi
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   Posted 1/13/2008 3:03 PM (GMT -7)   
 Well its Monday here so here goes,
Senior Centre Fun
It was entertainment night at the Senior Centre and the Amazing Claude
was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced,
"Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance.
I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch.
It's been in my family for six generations.."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting.
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch "

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairsof eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the Hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"crap," said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Centre !!!!!!!!!!!! devil

Post Edited By Moderator (stkitt) : 1/13/2008 4:06:29 PM (GMT-7)

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   Posted 1/13/2008 3:15 PM (GMT -7)   
That's great! I needed a good laugh.



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   Posted 1/13/2008 3:33 PM (GMT -7)   
Thank you.
Hi, I am teddybearweiser, I am a male.
I was diagnosed with crohns disease when i was admitted to the hospital
in 1992, in Jan of 1993 I was back in the hospital for surgery for my crohns. I had part of my right colon resectioned with ilecolonstomy.
 My GI doctor has me on Asacol, Dicyclomine,Imuran,Celebrex and Remicade. B-12 injection once a month.
My Internest doctor has me on Lisnopril-HTCZ and Folic Acid. Diagnosed
with Osteoarthritis July 2007

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   Posted 1/13/2008 3:55 PM (GMT -7)   
Haha! Touche' that was funny!
25 y/o female- crohns disease since 14
Ileostomy pending-very worried
Tried asacol,pentasa,prednisone,remicade,6mp,azasan, no avail
Seatons placed
Worst year ever!

"For God has not given us the spirit of fear....."
Where does mine come from?!

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   Posted 1/14/2008 9:47 AM (GMT -7)   
Tess I only just got to read you're post. Where do you dig these up from!!!
How are you feeling hun?

Too many years with CD
Two bowel resections, several obstructions.

Laughter is the brush that sweeps the cobwebs from our hearts

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   Posted 1/14/2008 10:14 AM (GMT -7)   
Hee hee hee. Thanks for the laugh.

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   Posted 1/14/2008 10:34 AM (GMT -7)   
Thanks for another one I can share with my hubby!
Dx'd '90 (emergency rupture), symptoms ignored long before that, '03 fistulas and bad flagyl reactions, B12 weekly, Pentasa [until I surrender to the bigger meds]
I'm riding on the escalator of life....

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   Posted 1/14/2008 12:28 PM (GMT -7)   
Too funny!

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   Posted 1/18/2008 11:48 AM (GMT -7)   
LOL that was a great one. Thanks I needed a laugh.
Amanda: age 23 happily married for 6 years
Mother to Kirstiana 5, Savannah soon to be 2, Halen 11 weeks
I have had symptoms since a young child but I was FINALLY diagnosed 1/14/2008! I also have scoliosis as well as hypothyroidism
  • Currently taking: Pentasa 500 mg 2 tablets 3 times daily  Darvocet 1 tablet every 6 hours as needed (I can't take due to watching my children it makes me drowsy and sick) Prednisone 60 mg to decrease by 10 mg weekly until down to 2.5mg Ranitidine 300 mg 1 tablet twice daily Women's one a day multi-vitamin with double the calcium once daily, I take levoxyl 200mcg for my thyroid issue.

I have no family or friends around me other than my husband and children so I very greatly appreciate this group and i'm hoping to become a regular. You are all great people! (I also need to add my father in law does live fairly close as well..I don't want to leave him out.)


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