... You can change the sheets/mattress pad in the middle of the night with hardly
opening your eyes.
... You have a clean pair of undies stashed in every possible place - office, car, purse, computer bag - never know when you'll need them.
... You have a little space heater, a selection of books/magazines, a phone next to the toilet.
... You know the anatomy of your colon like a pro - feel a pain and you can pin point it exactly. "My transverse colon has been giving me problems lately" or "I think I may have som inflamation in my Sigmoid"