I seem to recall and old saying about
not messing with your belly button. Something like dont mess with it because if it unscrews your butt will fall off. I am very tempted to try that out. Ive been on antibiotics and Im all gassed up. Very musical,, and it makes it interesting while sitting in a waiting room full of strangers. I keep wanting to just say to heck with it an let er go.Hey, sorry, it's not my fault I have to wait in there forever. Instead I go outside and blast the leaves off the hedges. Anyway, if my butt fell off I would probably just fly around the room like a balloon for a while and end up a little wrinkled heap of crap in the corner. Waiting for the gas to pass,, what a life.