ROFL....you guys are awesome, I laughed so much!!
I suppose I should go see the doctor, I had started back on the little um...cortisone? uh.. wax bullets? that go in the out hatch and it's helping somewhat with the pain. I still dread having to go since it hurts significantly, thankfully that's only once a day but I figured I'd wait till monday to call so that I have given the wax bullets a week's chance to reduce the pain some more before I went in for the pain issue.
Just in case the stripes are from whatever's causing the pain, I'll wait a couple more days before seeing the doctor about the stripes either, and if it is still doing it, I'm definitely going to draw him a picture of the arrangement of the white stripe on each side so he knows what I'm talking about. Hopefully I don't weird him out too much, he's a pretty good doctor and I like having him on my side
(Yes, I had the stripes before I went back on the wax bullets, hadn't used the wax bullets in like 2 months)
To give you guys another laugh, the stripes are symmetrical like racing stripes on the side of a car. I have racing poo! LOL....