Are you tired of holding it in traffic ? Sick of those slow drivers blocking you when you really need to go? Well, your troubles are over. Just get one of my new B M bucket seats. Yes folks the BMBS comes complete with a Christmas tree type skirt that wraps around you so you can drive and do your business. No more pesky prying eyes from the bus in the next lane. No,, you wont be exposed in the end. And people that look will think you are just grimacing because of the traffic jam. ,,And if you order today you will get the flush and rush feature for free, Yes, you can dump it on the highway. Just pull the lever and leave a little present at the feet of the department of transportaion flagman that just kept you tied up in traffic for the last hour and a half. A gift he will not soon forget. And,,if you hurry you can get your BMBS in your choice of three real life colors,,, Ohcrapp Brown, ImIll Green, or ERbound Red..But thats not all, order today and we will send you absolutely free our latest device,,,bedpan bluejeans,,, yes bedpan bluejeans are for the person that has to go while on the go......Sorry ,, BMBS's and BPBJ's , not sold in any store.. What a shame .