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   Posted 5/8/2008 10:32 PM (GMT -7)   
 Are you tired of holding it in traffic ? Sick of those slow drivers blocking you when you really need to go? Well, your troubles are over. Just get one of my new B M bucket seats. Yes folks the BMBS comes complete with a Christmas tree type skirt that wraps around you so you can drive and do your business. No more pesky prying eyes from the bus in the next lane. No,, you wont be exposed in the end. And people that look will think you are just grimacing because of the traffic jam. ,,And if you order today you will get the flush and rush feature for free, Yes, you can dump it on the highway. Just pull the lever and leave a little present at the feet of the department of transportaion flagman that just kept you tied up in traffic for the last hour and a half. A gift he will not soon forget. And,,if you hurry you can get your BMBS in your choice of three real life colors,,, Ohcrapp Brown, ImIll Green, or ERbound Red..But thats not all, order today and we will send you absolutely free our latest device,,,bedpan bluejeans,,, yes bedpan bluejeans are for the person that has to go while on the go......Sorry ,, BMBS's  and BPBJ's , not sold in any store..  What a shame .
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.

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   Posted 5/8/2008 10:37 PM (GMT -7)   
Sniper, I am sold. As a lady I would be at an advantage. I could just wear a skirt! I would love to be able to pull a lever and leave it on the street! Patent it, now!
26 Year old married female law student.  Diagnosed w/ CD 3 years ago, IBS for over 10 years before that, which was probably the CD.  I am sort of lactose intollerant too but can handle anything cultured and do well w/ lactose pills and lactaid.  For crohns I am currently on Pentasa 4 pills/4x day and hysociamine prn.  I also have bad acid reflux and have been on PPI's since age 13.  I have been through prilosec, prevacid, and nexium.  Currently I am on Protonix in the morning and Zantac at night.  I alos take a birth control pill to allow some fun in my life.

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   Posted 5/8/2008 10:37 PM (GMT -7)   
HEY! No advertising allowed sniper nono you know better tongue   LOL!

My bum is broken....there's a big crack down the middle of it!  LOL  :)

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   Posted 5/9/2008 3:18 AM (GMT -7)   
Wow Sniper, let me be one of the first to order.I need one in each color have to cover each vechicle. I can run my route now with no worries!!!!

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   Posted 5/9/2008 3:33 AM (GMT -7)   
Yes it is a great idea Sniper
I want a couple too

  DX With Crohns,Pyoderma Gangrenosum,Anxiety/Panic,Fibro & Other DD
Moderator @ Anxiety Panic..Alzheimer's..Co mod @ Crohns
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   Posted 5/9/2008 3:40 AM (GMT -7)   
Sniper, that's hysterical! I needed a good laugh today!:)
Diagnosed with Ulcerative Colitis (Pancolitis) 10/25/05
New Diagnosis of Crohn's March 2006
Asacol 3 pills three times a day
Remicade 10mg/kg every 4 weeks
Prednisone 12.5mg a day
Imuran just increased to 75mg
Acidophilus daily
Prevacid 30mg
Paxil 40mg daily (for Panic disorder)
Xanax .5mg as needed (for anxiety attacks)

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   Posted 5/9/2008 4:46 AM (GMT -7)   
This brings "skid marks" to a new level.

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   Posted 5/9/2008 4:55 AM (GMT -7)   
Really funny Sniper!!
Hi, I am teddybearweiser, I am a male.
I was diagnosed with crohns disease when i was admitted to the hospital

in 1992, in Jan of 1993 I was back in the hospital for surgery for my crohns. I had part of my right colon resectioned with ilecolonstomy.

My GI doctor has me on Asacol, Dicyclomine,Imuran,Celebrex and Remicade. B-12 injection once a month.
Also diagnosed with Osteoarthritis and Rheumatoid Arthritis

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   Posted 5/9/2008 6:58 AM (GMT -7)   
Sniper I am so glad you are back. Your humor is always appreciated and enjoyed.
Been living with Crohn's Disease for 32 years.  Currently on Asacol, Prilosec 60 mg, Estrace, Prinivil, Diltiazem, Percoset prn for pain and Calcium.  Resections in 2002 and 2005.  Recently diagnosed with Fibromyalgia and doing tests to see if I have Inflammatory Arthritis or AS.

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   Posted 5/9/2008 10:25 AM (GMT -7)   
FallColors said, "This brings "skid marks" to a new level."
Good One! tongue

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   Posted 5/9/2008 1:32 PM (GMT -7)   
put me on the order list
55yrold female.dx.ibs in 1981,cd in 1987,multipl surg.on 6mpand entocort.

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   Posted 5/9/2008 3:33 PM (GMT -7)   
me too!
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   Posted 5/9/2008 4:05 PM (GMT -7)   
Hi Sniper Thinking you aut to move to the country .Gotta love yah! lol gail

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   Posted 5/9/2008 5:15 PM (GMT -7)   
lol. Great invention. "Sniper for President". He will definitely make a change for our country.

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   Posted 5/9/2008 8:46 PM (GMT -7)   
Sooooo sorry,,I could never be president. I have this character flaw,,,,I am honest...
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.

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   Posted 5/10/2008 9:12 PM (GMT -7)   
Sniper, You truly have a gift . You are able to see the humour in almost every situation.
My mom once told me that "if you ever find a friend that can make you laugh, you'll want to follow him/her to the ends of the earth" . She was right. We need more Snipers in the world.
Bless you and your crazy inventions! Put me on the order list...but make mine for know the kind little old ladies ride when they can't walk. Just make the "skirt" long and heavy enough that it doesn't "flap in the wind". and oh, waterproof would be great too!
51 yr.old retired RN,Crohn's D for last35 yrs..severe esophagitis, migraines,strictures,urethral stricture,depression,probable MS.,RLS, arthritis

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   Posted 5/11/2008 8:54 AM (GMT -7)   
I needed a good laugh today thanks for your humor sniper.
Age:22/6"1'/138lb - Diagnosed: 2001 @ age 15 now 22
First time mom as of March 8th 2008
Past drugs: Pentasa, Flagyl, Budesonide, Prednisone, tons of Antibiotics, Didrocal
Past herbal remedies and vitamins:Probiotics, Omega 3&6, Prenatal vitamins, B12, Calcium, iron, vit C, vit D, vit E, Selenium, mineral drops
Current drugs: Valtrex, Warfarin, Prednisone :(, 6mp :( NOT WORKING
Problems:Fissure and Tags on rectum, blood clots, ChronicUTI's, Osteopenia, Ulcers in my decending Colon
No surgeries....yet. Gone through 5 G.I.'s
Procedures: 3 colonoscopies, 1 upper endoscopy, 2 barium swallows, 1 biopsy of the fissure and tag (chron's affected)

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   Posted 5/11/2008 6:45 PM (GMT -7)   

Jack S.
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   Posted 5/11/2008 8:33 PM (GMT -7)   

 Hi sniper;

   I don't know if you are the same sniper I use to talk to. you have more than one

charater flaw,but I'd vote for you. in fact I'd  campain for you!

                                      Sniper for President
   I do like your new potty. Be a shame to get it dirty
    God bless

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   Posted 5/12/2008 7:59 PM (GMT -7)   
Does it feature an auto-rinse cycle? Pun intended!

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   Posted 5/12/2008 8:55 PM (GMT -7)   
Broomhilda,,its the spin cycle you have to watch out for.
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.

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   Posted 5/13/2008 4:24 PM (GMT -7)   
Sounds agitating with a lot fluff to be Sniper!
Dx'd Jan'06, 1st Resection 7/06, Predinsone, Humira, Imuran, B12 injections, Nexium. Secondary conditions: Psorasis, Acne, Fatigue, Joint Pain, Lactose Intolerant, gallstones, fibroid cysts, peri-menopausal.

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   Posted 5/14/2008 12:43 AM (GMT -7)   
maybe you can do a combination with the bumperdumper...

no really, google bumper dumper!..

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   Posted 5/14/2008 1:45 PM (GMT -7)   
Sniper,  this is so funny, you are funny and creative
Randy, I googled it and almost died laughing at the results.... good one


Karen (Karendee)

Diagnosed w/ Crohn’s Disease  March 2007 On 150mg Azathioprine (generic Imuran), Pentasa, & Entocort (take zofran for nausea now)

Diagnosed w/  Fibromyalgia May 2007 also on Soma

Also on Prilosec 2x a day for Hital hernia and other issues  Might be having surgery soon to correct hernia.

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   Posted 5/16/2008 10:27 PM (GMT -7)   
Rando, Ive seen the bumper dumper but wouldn't that be hard to use while driving ? That may stop people from tailgating though.
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.

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