Hi everyone. As you know I had the dreaded colonoscopy last Thursday.... I told you about the results etc.. but I didn't tell you about the funny thing that happened afterwards.
Of course they tell you to "pass air" if you need to after your test.... So I was tooting like a trooper( it was a real symphony in there) . I let it rip about 7 times...big long , loud winded ones...and thought for sure that I'd left a " souvenir" on the bed matt.... I was so excited when I got up and it was clean.... thought to myself " d.... I'm good! So when I got home ,my oldest daughter was visiting with my youngest so I decided to go for a visit too. I got there , took my flip flops off and said hello to everyone.... the baby was on the floor so I bent over to pick her up . BIG MISTAKE. I tooted ! Big deal I thought, I'm good , everything's cool! NOT! I was wearing white pants and apparently it was more of a poop than a toot! My daughter has white carpets....so the two of them are yelling... MOM! you're DRIPPING... GET OFF THE WHITE CARPET!!!... so I was there a total of 2 seconds. Wrapped my sweater around my waist and high tailed it out of there, with said tail between my legs.... headed down the corridor PRAYING no one would be on the elevator... just as I thought the coast was clear ... I hear " hold it please" .. (I thought to myself 'Lady if I could hold it.. I'd still be visiting with my baby grandaughter!) Made it home and called my girls after I got myself cleaned up.... I could still hear them "howling"!!!!
Just goes to show... never leave home without wearing panty hose... keeps you from leaving a trail when your "tail" is compromised!!!
"TOOT mary toot! not POOP mary poop!
51 yr.old retired RN,Crohn's D for last35 yrs..severe esophagitis, migraines,strictures,urethral stricture,depression,probable MS.,RLS, arthritis