This is a new low for me - this weekend we took our kids to the beach and I decided that I had to pee so badly that I couldn't wait. I am 6 months pregnant now, so I have to pee every 15 minutes anyway. Well, there were no restrooms at this tiny little beach and we were not dressed in bathing suits so I couldn't just go in the water. I had to hoof it back to our mini-van and...
PEE in one of my 2 year old's diapers!!! AND... not only did I pee, but the stress and the fear of almost having an accident OR someone seeing me OR not positioning the diaper right (they're not that big!) made me have to poop! So, I went in the diaper too! OH MY GOSH! I cannot believe it.
THANK HEAVENS I had a plastic grocery bag and a roll of paper towels. Can you imagine how difficult it was to sit just right in the very back of that van (not on seats, they were folded down)????
Well, I did it and everything worked out fine and I was able to waddle back to the sand and enjoy the kids scooping up shells and finding crabs. My hubby was horrified - "OH MY GOSH! Where did you put everything???" In the garbage, dummy! But he was also very supportive. He gave me a big hug and said he was sorry.
I'm laughing as I type this, but in the moment I was in a panic for sure. Oh the things we do to avoid an accident. This dd keeps me on my toes.