Lol. I have only had one experience where I didnt make it to the bathroom ( a LOT of close calls tho), as a matter of fact I didnt even know I had to go to the bathroom! It was when I was in the hospital right after my resection, and my surgeon kept bugging me about
passing gas, and I just kept telling him that I wasnt having any...anyways I was getting really annoyed with him and later on that night as I was watching my favorite show House in my hospital room, and it was some episode about
a lady having intestinal problems (ironic!). As I was watching, clicking my pain pump every 6 mins my tummy started getting a little bubbley, so I figured Id try and give a tiny lil push and maybe I would pass some gas and make everyone happy! OOPS!! I totally crapped myself, and all over my bed. Usually I have no pride in the hospital and would call for help in a situation like that, but I that night I had a really hot male nurse lol! I cleaned it all up, switched my bed sheets and my gown, and never told anyone hahaha.