So she wrapped her robe around her and she put her snow shoes on, but when she reached the front yard, the giant roll was gone. There were foot prints in the the front yard, leading through the glistening snow, so she though that she would follow them to see just where they go. On the far side of a snow bank , the begining of the roll and it wrapped around the world it seems from pole to pole to pole. Now all the world had TP, every crohnie girl and boy , what a wonderful development thought Gail, all filled with joy. But just who did this paper deed, who rolled it to and fro, a clue was in the foot prints she had followed in the snow. Some headed west, some headed north and some went straight down south. It wasn't long before Gail knew who she was seeking out. Old Rando, Sniper and VietVet , Oh no , it wasn't thieves, It was toilet paper experts , wrapping up on Christmas eve.
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.