Funny... what's the worst you've eaten?

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Cyborg Ninja
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   Posted 1/5/2009 7:30 PM (GMT -7)   
One time I ate an entire half-gallon carton of ice cream. I read the label - 2000% of the daily value of saturated fat. Total fat was around 1200% for all that I ate. That's TWENTY DAYS worth of saturated fat. I dunno how I survived, but it tasted good.
Current DX: Graves' disease, Crohn's disease, gallstones, scoliosis, syringomyelia

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   Posted 1/5/2009 8:02 PM (GMT -7)   
Macaroni Grill's chocolate caramel tiramisu. Basically, chocolate cake covered in hot fudge, mascarpone cheese, and toffee pieces, all topped with powdered sugar. It's probably the most delicious dessert I have ordered anywhere. They used to have a berry variation which is just light lemon cake with mascarpone and a mixture of berries(strawberry, raspberry etc.) with sweet pieces of almond biscotti. Either way, they were both my favorites...never again :(
20 years old, Diagnosed with moderate to severe Crohn's and Colitis in May of 2008.
Currently taking:
Prednisone 30 mg, pentasa 2 pills 4x a day, bentyl as needed, prilosec in the morning, tandem plus, humira every other week, and good probiotics.
Surgery for ectopic pregnancy most likely the result of severe Crohn's inflammation in July of 2008.
Attempting the specific carbohydrate diet. Cheated once for Christmas.

"He who has a why to live for can bear with almost any how."

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   Posted 1/5/2009 10:32 PM (GMT -7)   
You dont want to know. It is not in the category of what most people call,,,food..
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   Posted 1/5/2009 10:37 PM (GMT -7)   
A whole McCains deep and delicious cake to myself, but I used to do that a lot when I was a teenager...didn't have CD at the time and I never gained an ounce eating stuff like that, even with eating so much at once...imagine, a whole cake in one sitting without taking a break or was "a peice of cake" LOL A whole cake!!! back in the day I could eat a whole large pizza to myself with no problems either, no weight gain or mom used to say I had an appetite like a teenaged boy not a teenaged girl.

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   Posted 1/5/2009 10:59 PM (GMT -7)   
Oh boy! 3 words - COLD STONE CREAMERY! It was the ONLY ice cream I could tolerate when I was REALLY sick and since I was BARELY eating, I could afford the calories! One day, I decided to look at the nutrition facts...oh lord.. NEVER again! LOL!

Other then that? When I was pregnant I bet I downed 30-50 McNuggets a week! It was nuts, but I could NOT stay away from them! I swore my girls were going to look like chicken nuggets when they were born! ;)
Kaycie - Age: 26
Crohn's - Dx Nov 05
Failed Remicade, moving onto a Clinical Trial called ABT-874 - Tentative start date - 10/2/08 - 10/16/08  - Infusion, every 4 weeks.
IVF #1 (In-Vitro Fertilization) - Failed
IVF #2 - IVIg, Heparin, Baby Aspirin - TWIN GIRLS!!!
Reagan Dawn - 8/2/07 - Lived 1 hour 27 minutes due to Cloaca, NOT affiliated with my Crohn's
Addison Maria - 8/2/07 - 13 months old

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   Posted 1/6/2009 5:51 AM (GMT -7)   

In my healthier days and when I was much bigger (by about 100 lbs)...I drove straight through from St. Petersburg, Fl to a little town called Dunnville, Ontario. (about an hour west and south of Buffalo, NY)

Now some of this is from memory and an estimate.....the trip took 21 hours of straight thru driving...I only stopped for gas, food and bathroom.  I know for sure that I ate 2 full 1# bags of oreo's, 4 trays of pecan/cinnamon twirls (6 rolls per tray), 1 large bag of pretzels, 1 large bag of Ruffles, and drank 3 1.5 liters of pepsi.  Those ones I know for sure.....I guesstimate that I also ate no less than 4 Mc Donald fish sandwiches, 4 big Macs, a couple of choc shakes, 2 egg McMuffins, several cups of coffee and then stopped in Buffalo for a big Beef on a wic.  (a pile of shaved roast beef on a kemiwick bun).

The only fall out from that is that to this day I can not look at or eat the pecan rolls.
Now, what with the crohns and a much smaller stomach I eat just about everything....but I do so in much smaller quantities....
dx IBS 1999   UC 2000   CD 2001
Tested BIOGEN TYSABRI (gave me 2 years of remission)
tried Naltrexone Jan. 19, 2007 Stopped the Naltrexone July 28th...started Humira Aug 31st, 2007...current dose one shot every week. Also nightly dose of mesalamine.
Surgery Nov 4th, 2008 removed 30 inches of small bowel.
 Crohns is currently active and has been since April of 2005
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   Posted 1/6/2009 8:54 AM (GMT -7)   
When I have been really sick and waiting for surgery the only foods I could tolerate were the ones that most people would think are the worst. Puddings and custards, milkshakes those kinds of things. Since it was really the only thing I was eating I didn't care what the calorie counts were. I used to make Tiramisu and eat the entire dessert myself. It would take me a couple of days to get through the whole dish, but I figure it had dairy so it was good for me! By the end of the whole thing (More than 3 or 4 months of waiting for surgery and TPN in the hospital) I lost over 30lbs, so the calories probably were OK. But I really have no sweet tooth now. I wasn't really a sweet person before, but you do what you have to to fill a hungry belly!!!!

CD 19 years offically, 29 unofficially. 3 resections '93, '95 '97
Symptoms constantly but all tests show only minor ulcerations. Currently having multiple episodes of gastritis with no known cause.

Prednisone, 6MP,Prevacid, B12 shots, Bentyl, Xifaxan.....

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   Posted 1/6/2009 9:34 AM (GMT -7)   
My husband once dumped a box of reeses pieces into movie popcorn and then covered the entire thing w/ extra butter. The candy coating color came off on your fingers from the butter. So disgusting, but I ate a couple handfuls.
Hoping to stay in remission after the birth of a healthy baby girl. On Pentasa during my pregnancy, went med-free 2 months to nurse (stupid), but back on Pentasa and still nursing.

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   Posted 1/9/2009 11:24 AM (GMT -7)   
I have a bad habit of buying a jar of pickles and eating the whole thing in one sitting. When I found out the maximum amount of sodium you are allowed per day. I freaked and think about that everytime I eat a pickle. Not that I should be eating them ha ha.
Age:22/6"1'/146lb - Diagnosed: 2001 @ age 15 now 22
First time mom as of March 8th 2008
Past drugs: Pentasa, Flagyl, Budesonide, Prednisone, tons of Antibiotics, Didrocal, 6mp
Past herbal remedies and vitamins:Probiotics, Omega 3&6, Prenatal vitamins, B12, Calcium, iron, vit C, vit D, vit E, Selenium, mineral drops
Current drugs: Valtrex, Methotrexate as of October 2008
Problems:Fissure and Tags on rectum, blood clots, Chronic UTI's, Osteopenia, Ulcers in my decending Colon
No surgeries....yet. Gone through 5 G.I.'s found a 6th G.I. crossing my fingers
Procedures: 4 colonoscopies, 1 upper endoscopy, 2 barium swallows, 1 biopsy of the fissure and tag (chron's affected)

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