And guys, dont forget to pack the TP. Lots and lots of TP. An extra porta potty will come in handy too. Remember not to wipe with poison ivy, and to spray air freshener so as not to knock the squirrels from the trees or attract big foot. Alway set up the porta potty down wind of the cooking area and up wind of Uncle George, you know, he snores so loudly. Never build a fire near the porta potty , need I remind you of what happened to the hair on uncle George's behind last year ??? Its almost grown back now but he still has some loss of feeling in his,,,,hmmmm,,, other southern regions. Never dangle your toes in the bayou , Gators are attracted to movement , Ask your cousin , Nubby..
Games will include, outswim the gator, snake in the sleeping bag, coons in the tent and hide cousin Joes bongo drums, guitar , Kazoo and any other so called musical instrument he may bring . Make sure to bring shovels. In case of rain we will play watch the tent leak and dry the clothes near the fire,,again..
I can hardly wait for the smell of insect repellent, burned food and animal scat. See you all there...
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.