if you can run, unzip, unbutton, untie and unbuckle all at the same time.
if you buy oxiclean in 5 gallon buckets.
if Mike Roe refused to clean your toilet for the Dirty Jobs program.
if you drop you ring in the toilet and Worlds Deadliest Catch wants to film you fishing it out.
if you can empty a room without yelling FIRE.
if you have ever passed gas and killed your pet parakeet.
if your cat tries to bury your drawers.
if your dog wont smell your butt.
if the fertilize factory next door has complained about the smell coming from your house.
if someone calls their dog, Spot , and you cover your behind.
if you feel faint when someone says the words, Oh crap..
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.