Plaid Pantry Says Bathroom Off Limits, Lets Customer Poop Pants

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   Posted 9/9/2009 2:07 PM (GMT -7)   
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   Posted 9/9/2009 3:54 PM (GMT -7)   
This is such an ongoing fear I have. if it weren't so humiliating, I would love to have an accident right in the store and let them clean it up.

I sure hope the bathroom access bill passes in Massachusetts.
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   Posted 9/9/2009 6:36 PM (GMT -7)   
This happened to me several weeks ago. I was in a store I guess its NZ version of wallmart and needed to go like right away. My husband had the few items we required so followed me over to where the toilet was, can you imagine my absolute horror to read the sign on the door, "Out of Order". I did this duck walk back to the car at the far side of the car park my husband following behind with the purchases, I was at the point of no return but quickly grabbed one of the buckets we'd purchased for the goats, jumped into the back of our 4 x 4 dropped my pants and took a dump.
it was quite sureal, I'm crapping on a bucket with people talking to each other not 3 metres from me, I was crying then I started this hysterical laughing then cried some more. I covered the bucket with a plastic bag cleaned myself up and crawled back into the front seat. It came on me with such a rush it hurt, but could have been with trying to hold on so long.

I keep a bucket permanently packed with items I'll need should this situation ever happen again, a dreadful experience. the buckets were means danger all right.

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   Posted 9/9/2009 6:57 PM (GMT -7)   
I wonder if I would get arrested for indecent exposer if I took a crap on their floor. Humm maybe distruction of property?
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   Posted 9/10/2009 2:09 AM (GMT -7)   
i bet snohare wont be buying anything there!

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   Posted 9/10/2009 2:56 AM (GMT -7)   
I hadnt heard of the story but I would have told them either let me use your toilet or get ready to get out the mop and bucket because when I have to go I have no control and they would have brown and red splatter painted floor ceiling and walls the way I go now since my surgeries they get to chose toilet or have fun cleaning
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   Posted 9/10/2009 7:26 AM (GMT -7)   
Just makes you want to leave a deposit at their doorstep. I think I would have made a very large batch of horse crap and water and poured it at the front door of the store with a note saying, ,,,Just a little thank you for your kindness...
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