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   Posted 10/24/2009 7:57 AM (GMT -7)   

when you cry....

no one sees your tears.


when you are in pain.

no one sees your hurt.


when you are worried..

no one sees your stress


when you are happy..
no one sees your smile ..


BUT ......




just ONE time...

And everybody knows!!




You thought this was going to be one of those

heart-touching stories!

Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Post Edited (CrohnieToo) : 10/24/2009 9:01:24 AM (GMT-6)

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   Posted 10/24/2009 8:00 AM (GMT -7)   
Haha!!! Thanks for the laugh...
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Crohn's Disease for over 33 years. Currently on Asacol, Prilosec, Estrace, Prinivil, Diltiazem, Percoset prn for pain, Zofran, Phenergan, Probiotics, Calcium  w/Vit D, and Xanax as needed. Resections in 2002 and 2005. Also diagnosed with Fibromyalgia, Osteoarthritis, and Anxiety. Currently my Crohns is in remission, but my joints are going crazy!
It's scary when you start making the same noises As your coffee maker.
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   Posted 10/24/2009 8:36 AM (GMT -7)   
tongue  Thanks C2 i needed a good laugh!!!!!

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   Posted 10/24/2009 10:09 AM (GMT -7)   
that is funny.thanks
Diagnosed  Crohn's, 1998..Gangrene Small Bowel,1998..Ostomy Take Down,1999..TPN for 5 1/2 months..Adhesion Removal,1999..Abdominal Hernia Repair,2000..Kidney Artery Bypass,2001..Diabetes,,Sleep Apnea,,Silent Heart Attack,,Blocked Kidney Artery after the Bypass..Bulging Disks, Pinched Nerve..MEDS--,Purinethol,Folic Acid, Fish Oil,Remicade,Bentyl,Anamantle Cream,Cortifoam ,Tramadol, .and many more. 26 meds..

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   Posted 10/24/2009 3:46 PM (GMT -7)   
Just reading your profile I knew you had it in you!
Every time I see it, I still laugh:)
B-12injections,Pentasa,Loperamide,Entocort,6mp,Hydrochlorothiazide,8 week
Remicade,vitamin-D,Fluconazole(yummy).More over the counter vitamin-D
Remission since surgery and 8-week Remicade.A real freakin medicine cabinet...

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   Posted 10/24/2009 5:27 PM (GMT -7)   

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   Posted 10/24/2009 6:04 PM (GMT -7)   
Funny AND TRUE!! LOL.....
diagnosed 1/09 with "diverticular colitis" ?? location, sigmoid colon
localized scleroderma & IBS, low thyroid
 50 +  female
 colazal, fish oil, synthroid, zoloft, VSL#3 probiotic.
Blood test positive for Crohn's

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   Posted 10/24/2009 8:38 PM (GMT -7)   
a guy has a son born with just a head
the drs tell theres nothing they can do

the man raises the head like any other kid
on his 21st bday he takes the head to a bar for his first drink!

the head takes a drink and out pos a neck! the entire bar is amazed!
he takes another drink and a torso pops out!
people are cheering him on now.

he continues drinking until he has all the parts of a normal man!
he and his father are just overcome with emotion and the young man runs from the bar to celbrate

he is promptly run over by a truck and dies right there!

whats the moral of this story????

quit when your a head! ;o)


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   Posted 10/25/2009 3:28 PM (GMT -7)   
Oooooh, Randy!!!!!
Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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   Posted 10/25/2009 7:04 PM (GMT -7)   
A friend of mine was waiting in a checkout line in front of a lady with a small boy in her cart. My friend said he could not wait any longer and let out one of those silent but deadly ones. A few seconds later the boy in the cart held his nose pointed at my friend and said,,,Mommy, that man farted, he farted, mom he farted ...By this time my friend was looking for somewhere to hide and all the other people in line behind them had disappeared.
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.

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