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   Posted 10/29/2009 7:48 AM (GMT -7)   
I'm tired of the same old healthy characters on TV and the movies. How about a few with crohns. Like Pooter Pan and his little sprite, Stinker Bell. Just call her, Stink ,for short. Now we know what makes her fly and it isn't pixie dust .  Of course Crapton Hook and his nemesis, Tick Tock Crock, who dispite swallowing a clock , never makes it to the restroom on time. Then we need super heros like ,Pooper man and The Incontinent Hulk.  Guess why he turns green .The soaps could use a little help too. How about , As the stomach turns , or , The young and the messless. Westerns like , Poot out at the OK Corral,,,Butch Cassidy and the Stainpants Kid , The food the gas and the ugly . Drama like SBD Miami would be interesting to , if we had smellovision.  Reality TV  , Survivor man ,,would have crohns and be dropped into a city where he has to find restrooms before he craps on himself or food that agrees with him. How about a show where 10 doctors with crohns  sit for hours in a waiting room with one restroom. Now, that would be fantasy TV..
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.

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   Posted 10/29/2009 7:52 AM (GMT -7)   
love it!
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   Posted 10/29/2009 8:44 AM (GMT -7)   
Don't forget the hit reality show "Hell's Bathroom". 12 people thrown in a bathroom to be screamed at by Gordon Ramsay.
SCD since 01, remission since 01, occasional random junk food breaks :)
No meds ever.

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   Posted 10/29/2009 9:26 AM (GMT -7)   
I LOVE this sniper gave me a good start to day thanks friend...luvs...lyn

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   Posted 10/29/2009 10:30 AM (GMT -7)   
ROTF****...OMG Sniper you "crack" me up!!!!!

bee propolis caps 500mg one cap twice/day
omegas 369 caps one cap twice/day
probiotics 10 billion cfu once/day
vitamins C-calcium ascorbate (easy on the gut) and vitamin A each once/day
Prodiem fibre supplement one cap before bed
I've also altered my diet (no junky stuff at all, processed, fast-foods, refined sugars, ect) and exercise regularly.
I went from 30+ bloody BM's/day with lots of lower back pain to an average of 5/day no bleeding no back pain and completely formed stools, still have severe urgency issues.
~~~~~~~~My bum is broken....there's a big crack down the middle of it! LOL :)~~~~~~~~

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   Posted 10/29/2009 10:33 AM (GMT -7)   
ha ha. so funny.
Diagnosed 2005.  41 year old female living in UK
Current medication  -  infliximab infusions, ranitidine, Vitamin B12 injections, anti depressants

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   Posted 10/29/2009 7:32 PM (GMT -7)   
lol - the young and the messless! Thanks for the laugh Sniper!
Crohn's Disease
Ankylosing Spondylitis
Current meds: Methotrexate, Prednisone
Bowel Resection Sept. 07

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   Posted 10/29/2009 8:06 PM (GMT -7)   

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   Posted 10/30/2009 5:54 AM (GMT -7)   
Love it! So good!

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   Posted 10/30/2009 7:48 AM (GMT -7)   
Love this...anything that makes us smile is a good thing!!

Too many years with CD
Two bowel resections, several obstructions.
Fibromyalgia and recently diagnosed with chronic pancreatitis and lupus.
B12 Shots bi-weekly

Laughter is the brush that sweeps the cobwebs from our hearts...

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   Posted 10/30/2009 9:46 AM (GMT -7)   
That was so funny love your Humour!!! Keep em coming! Bev x
Diagnosed with crohn's at 13 now 42
resection, right hemi 1993 In remmision from 93 till last sept with no meds or docs
2 resections small bowel  and fistula jan 09 and given temp stoma.  reversal sheduled for Nov09 Meds:Pentasa 500mg 3x day,  B12 shots, every 3 months, iron syrup,loperimide,folic acid, Back on citalopram 40mg (for Anxiety.)

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   Posted 10/30/2009 11:10 AM (GMT -7)   
Thanks Sniper...been down and this helped a lot!

Rap stars...Sir Poops A lot & Eminem can join with Enema for a duet
Dx'd '90 (emergency rupture), symptoms ignored long before that, '03 fistulas and bad flagyl reactions, B12 weekly, Pentasa [until I surrender to the bigger meds]
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   Posted 10/30/2009 12:38 PM (GMT -7)   
I laughed so hard reading these out loud to my hubby. Who by the way finally had his first colonoscopy (he's 55), not only did he get a clean report, he thought the prep was a breeze....I swear he only pooped prob 6 times total!!! (sorry off topic) (not fair)

But anyways thanks for the laughs!!!!
Diagnosed with CD 3 years ago.  Refused to take meds until recently started Colazal. 
 Currently on Prednisone 40mg. Tapering down, now on 20mg.
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I live by faith and not by sight....

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   Posted 10/31/2009 6:33 AM (GMT -7)   
Dinkydee, you just added a new character,,,Prep Man....Faster than a speeding bullet, able to leap furniture in a single bound. I sometimes ack like a super hero during prep,,,The Flash..Followed by,,The Splash...
Sorry, I have an odd outlook on things but I can see Stinker Bell propelled through the forest by gas, Brrrrrrrrt, brrrrrrrrrt, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt, and those arn't wing beats,,,,leaving a trail of ,aahummm, pixie dust. All the other sprites are saying ,," I cant smell the flowers anymore." Even Bambie could not mistake her for a flower...
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.

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   Posted 10/31/2009 11:54 PM (GMT -7)   
rofl...I love Prep to leap furniture in a single bound

Sometimes I think I'm my most athletic when trying to get to a bathroom lol
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   Posted 11/1/2009 6:46 AM (GMT -7)   
Hilarious Sniper and MissCris its true we become olympic runners lol!!! Thanks for the smiles this morning :)
24 female, dx w/CD finally in July 2009, currently taking remicade, prednisone to counteract side-effects of remicade, pentasa, cipro, flagyl, probiotics, celexa, bentyl, and biofeedback.
"It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change" Charles Darwin

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