Ever have a blowout ??? No, I'm not talking about
Firestone 500's or Goodyears here, I'm talking about
when you feel an urge and it doesn't seem to be too bad so you get to the bathroom and drop your drawers but before your fanny can land on the seat,,,,,ppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttt...Its all over,,,,literally.. All over EVERYTHING. Geeeeeeeeeez. There should be a pressure release or something to prevent this. All tires next year will come with a low pressure sensor so you can add air before they go flat. How about
a high pressure sensor so we dont have to clean up a big mess. Something that screws into the old belly button,,,sorry Randy your exempt,,, and warns of an impending gas overload. You ever hold the
opening in a balloon and let the air out slowly, yeah, it goes pweeeeeeeeeee, pweeep, pweeeeeeeeeeeee. I could live with that. Heck, my other end does that most of the time anyway. Just much louder. How about
it some of you inventors out there. We could call it the,,,Flatulents, Activated , Release, Trigger...Orrrrr,,,,,, F.A.R.T........
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.