Don't worry about
Santa getting stuck in chimneys. There is a special tool they use for these sorts of emergencies, it is a legal obligation to have it which is part of his employment contract.
It is called a "get out Claus"....
Of course Santa is always worrying about
the timetable. It is ironic that of all of us, he is the only one who cannot live for the present at Xmas time ! Never mind, we get his wrapped attention.
After that story about
the woman sitting on Santa's knee, I was going to tell that old joke about
the reindeer in the Arctic circle, but this being a polite forum I thought that jokes about
Lapp Dancers might not work well.
Speaking of which, did you hear about
the year that the elves thought Santa had a panic attack when they found his sledge deserted, broken down in the middle of Christmas night ? It turned out he was back at the workshop, he had done a runner...