Why oh why do people throw their babies diapers out of the car windows. Those thing hang around forever ,like little land mines , just waiting for some unsuspecting dummy like me to come along and step on them . Worse yet, they have that stuff inside . No, besides that stuff, the other stuff, that soaks up about
ten gallons of rain water . Yeah, that stuff . They also have all those little air hole in them so they shoot poop juice is all directions at once like a yard sprinkler so there is little hope of not being hit . Thats what I get for breaking my promise to myself and going back to Wally World. Just pushing my cart in the parking lot, minding my own business and, SQUASHYYYYYYYYY !!!!! WOOOOOOOOOH the smell . I thought there was a ban on bio weapons . Eeeeeeeeee uuuuuuuuuu. I' m hit ,,,medic ! Mask, Mask !!!!Too late . I tell you ,us crohnies got nothing on a well aged , water soaked package of baby poop steeped in a Pampers .
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.