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Sniper
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Posted 9/17/2010 6:40 AM (GMT -7)
 I saw this the other day. A new drug to help kill bacteria that are resistant to antibiotics. Its derived from something in a roach's brain. Please dont tell me the name of it because if they give it to me, I don't want to know. I would guess I could figure it out later when I have the urge to come out at night and scurry about in the kitchen searching for crumbs and cooking oil residue . I'm waiting for the TV add to come out . Yep the fast talk at the end will say,,side effect may include , the growth of antenna,  urge to eat from the floor, a fear of lights , odd smell , need to hide behind refrigerators . Call your doctor immediately , if you hear a ,  snap ,  when stepped on..This could be a sign of a rare but fatal condition .
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lamb61
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Posted 9/17/2010 8:45 AM (GMT -7)
Or if you develop a sudden fear of Raid cans!
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Sniper
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Posted 9/17/2010 10:28 AM (GMT -7)
R A I D !!!! that would be a,, four ,,letter word...Brings new meaning to being caught in the mist. But dont you think there is a better way to make meds than with roach brains ??? I wonder what other strange things Dr Frankenstein has in store for us ...MMMMMMMMMMMM Fire bad ...
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dunny2
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Posted 9/17/2010 10:49 AM (GMT -7)
You are kidding I hope????
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Kiwi12
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Posted 9/17/2010 1:25 PM (GMT -7)
<ROTFLOL>  sniper you just made my day ;)
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ivy6
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Posted 9/17/2010 2:52 PM (GMT -7)
On the plus side, you, along with the cockroaches, may be able to inherit the world after a nuclear war...
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Sniper
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Posted 9/17/2010 9:35 PM (GMT -7)
Dunny, this is on the level. Really. Except maybe not the side effects, but the chemical is derived from the roach's brain and they say it works . Euuuuuuuuwwww ...Hope I never need it.. Ivy , I dont think I want to join them...
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tsitodawg
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Posted 9/17/2010 10:01 PM (GMT -7)
It really makes you wonder what made a person come up with the concept of this drug. I mean, does he or she look a roach and say,"I bet if I could take some of that roach's brain that I could come up with a medication to treat Crohn's disease."? Then again, how did the idea of using mice in remicade ever come to thought? This is why I don't ever plan on getting rich by discovering the cure for Crohn's. I just don't think outside the box enough to see a potential cure when I see a bug.
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randynoguts
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Posted 9/18/2010 2:20 AM (GMT -7)
yep i saw the report.. has something to do with their ability to live in the worst poluted and grimy conditions and survive...

as a side note, did you know that a roach can live up to 10 days without its head? ;o)
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ivy6
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Posted 9/18/2010 3:14 AM (GMT -7)
*shudder*
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Sniper
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Posted 9/18/2010 5:21 AM (GMT -7)
Geeez Randy, we have politicians that can do better than that. They can live a life time without a brain ..
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dunny2
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Posted 9/18/2010 6:01 AM (GMT -7)
Ha ha!!!
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grumpygi
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Posted 9/19/2010 7:40 PM (GMT -7)
Sniper the only thing I would worry about was the millions and millions and millions and . . .(well ya get the idea) of dependents I would have ta support. . . . .
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Sniper
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Posted 9/19/2010 9:12 PM (GMT -7)
Yep, that could be the fly in the ointment grumpygi ..It would surely bug me.
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ivy6
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Posted 9/19/2010 11:08 PM (GMT -7)
:-) grumpygi :-)
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comedybob
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Posted 9/20/2010 5:40 AM (GMT -7)
remember where insulin used to come from? pureed and strained Dog pancreas's . birth control pills were made from pregnant mares urine. penicillin- moldy bread. Mmmm mmm good.
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Sniper
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Posted 9/20/2010 5:59 AM (GMT -7)
I would rather have the moldy bread than the creepy crawly things that eat moldy bread. Guess we are better off not knowing where some of our meds come from. I know there is some Micky Mouse in my Remicade, but the need for cheese side effect is not bad. I'm sure there are far worse things but I would rather have plant extract than cooty extract . I did the pig pancreas treatment for pancreatitis and though I felt bad for the pig , I knew the rest of him was ham and bacon and pork chops. Cant say the same for the roach. I also know that horseshoe crab blood is used in med research. I have had to eat some odd things , by most peoples standards , but the will to survive is very persuasive and that goes for meds too I suppose, so if the lowly roach can save my life I guess I will do what it takes,,,but dont expect me not to step on one when I get the chance..
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comedybob
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Posted 9/20/2010 6:58 AM (GMT -7)
cut out the middle man make a smoothie out of roach heads. here's another one. helminthic therapy. a tall rye and coke with a hookworm chaser please.

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MikeB
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Posted 9/20/2010 7:12 AM (GMT -7)
Antivenin for snakebite is made by injecting horses with venom and then extracting the antibodies they make. So if you get tagged by a copperhead and get the antivenin shots you can then enter the Kentucky Derby, or at least learn to eat hay.

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