Mine sounds like a coffee perculator but then I have an ileostomy and not much short bowel left. People are used to it now and so I don't get embarrassed, even pipes up when it all goes quiet in meetings, which is kind of interesting for anyone taking minutes.
Crohn's, antiphospholipid syndrome, Crohn's arthritis, very low blood pressure, low kidney function, ezcema, asthma, ileostomy, numerous surgeries for abscessses & strictures. Humira - very bad permanent side effects incl joint pain, hair loss, fatigue & nreve damage. Azathioprine, immodium, simethicone, fludrocortisone, oxycodone, gabapentin, tramadol, amitriptyline, Folic acid, vit d & calcium.