my surgeon cracks me up

I had an appointment yesterday with the rectal surgeon I met when I was in the hospital, and who has been overseeing my healing.  I told him I've switched GIs since our last appointment and gave him the name of the new guy.  He said "Oh, yeah, I know him.  You told him I didn't do this to you, right?"  Snort.  Yes, Dr. M.  I told him!