Norwegian Dr (humour.)

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   Posted 11/27/2007 3:32 PM (GMT -7)   
Two Norwegian doctors opened an office in a small town and put
 up a 
sign reading: 

"Dr. Svendsen and Dr. Jonsen, Psychiatry and Proctology." 
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors
 changed it 
to "Hysterias and Posteriors." 
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the
they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go. 
Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down
Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Still no
Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable
So they tried "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." No way. 
"Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope. 
Nuts and Butts?" Uh uh. 
"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go. 
"Loons and Moons?" Forget it. 
Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: 
"Dr Svendsen and Dr. Jonsen, Odds and Ends." 
Everyone loved it.

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   Posted 11/27/2007 4:35 PM (GMT -7)   
That was just what the doctor ordered Tess, nice one!!!

Too many years with CD
Two bowel resections, several obstructions.

Laughter is the brush that sweeps the cobwebs from our hearts

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   Posted 11/28/2007 12:17 AM (GMT -7)   
LOVED THIS!  thank you....

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