You are so silly! I wouldnt go as far as the computer geek, ok geek is fitting, lol!
I prefer to be called a bandit, that is more fitting, lol
I am broke, I could charge you $100 an hour because you are one of my best friends, lol
Usually I charge others $1,000 an hour, lol
" Treat me like an angel and I'll show you heaven."