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theHTreturns...
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   Posted 11/18/2010 1:45 AM (GMT -6)   
how about some interesting sayings or qoutes.
 
1. 'about as useless as an ashtray on a motorbike'
 
next.
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   Posted 11/18/2010 3:44 AM (GMT -6)   
GOOD ONE SIOBHAN!!!!!!!!!! TOOOO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!! JAMIE :-)
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theHTreturns...
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   Posted 11/18/2010 3:49 AM (GMT -6)   
'YOUR FUTURE WILL HONOUR YOUR DEEDS'

FROM THE BAND SAXON, TRACK CRUSADER, ALBUM, 'CRUSADER'

JAMIE.
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theHTreturns...
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   Posted 11/18/2010 7:30 AM (GMT -6)   
DEFINATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COOL, JAMIE.
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awty
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   Posted 11/18/2010 8:15 AM (GMT -6)   
Now, doesn't that just rip your undies

fullofpain
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   Posted 11/18/2010 8:52 AM (GMT -6)   
The Simpsons! lol

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   Posted 11/18/2010 10:23 AM (GMT -6)   
I like:

Yesterday is history
Tommorrow a mystery
Today is a gift
That is why it is called the present

Hugs, Karen

Yours are funnier though

Don't get your panties all in a bunch!!! Is that appropriate?
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HSimmons335
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   Posted 11/18/2010 11:24 AM (GMT -6)   
Definitions...

Jayus:Indonesian – “A joke so poorly told and so unfunny that one cannot help but laugh”

Tartle:Scottish – The act of hestitating while introducing someone because you’ve forgotten their name.

This one cracks me up! Tingo:Pascuense (Easter Island) – “the act of taking objects one desires from the house of a friend by gradually borrowing all of them.”

HSimmons335
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   Posted 11/18/2010 11:25 AM (GMT -6)   
‎"Sometimes me think what is love, and me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up last cookie for you." -cookie Monster

HSimmons335
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   Posted 11/18/2010 11:26 AM (GMT -6)   
The Economy is so bad, a Truck load of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

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   Posted 11/18/2010 11:37 AM (GMT -6)   
I heard that one the other day. Too funny!!!
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Lululiya
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   Posted 11/18/2010 5:37 PM (GMT -6)   
"about as useful as a screen door on a battleship!"

Anybody remember Back to the Future?! lol
“The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings - words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out.”

stkitt
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   Posted 11/18/2010 6:50 PM (GMT -6)   
Here are some oldies:
 
A Piece of Cake ! 
 
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth !
 
Elvis has left the building !
 
Idle hands are the devil's tools !A t
 
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OnOn pins and needlesask that can be accomplished very easily.


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awty
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   Posted 11/19/2010 6:27 AM (GMT -6)   
That's about as useful as *** on a bull

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   Posted 11/19/2010 7:34 AM (GMT -6)   
ha ha ha... I haven't heard these in awhile. Especially yours Kitt. But have said them many times. Guess my age. hahaha...

Hugs, Karen
 
PS how about:  Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.  Or That's how the cookie crumbles.  lame I know...
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Lululiya
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   Posted 11/19/2010 7:41 AM (GMT -6)   
"Sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together" :)
“The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings - words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out.”

Sasta Anois
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   Posted 11/19/2010 5:19 PM (GMT -6)   
"Cow sure would miss a tail during fly time." (Translation - don't take things for granted)

"If a cat has kittens in the oven, you don't call them biscuits." (Translation - call a fig a fig)

"A hard head makes a soft behind." (Translation - misbehave and get a spanking)

"Fine as frog hair." (Translation - something very nice, someone lovely, etc)

"Fish or cut bait!" (Translation - Stop talking about doing something or do it!)

"My eyes were bigger than my belly." (Translation - I thought I wanted to eat all this but I just can't.) *Thought with Turkey Day approaching this one is timely. lol

As you may've been able to tell before, I am from the US South. Of course it has its problems, everywhere does, but don't believe everything you see on TV. There are many bright, kind and interesting folk who proudly call the south home.
=)

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Sometimes a day is too much to take at one time so instead of telling myself "Have a great day!", I say "When you can dahlin, have a happy now." I wish us all more happy nows.

stkitt
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   Posted 11/19/2010 7:19 PM (GMT -6)   
Great stuff !  When I ask my FIL how he is he will answer me with "Fine as frogs hair"  To funny to see it here.
 
Here is one I have used for years with my granddaugters when we are driving in the car ~ ever since they were 5 years old !
 
I will  say " I see said the blind man"  and they will  have to answer "Who couldn't see at all"  smhair
 
For today: "Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth ~  a sense of humor." ~Unknown Author


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theHTreturns...
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   Posted 11/21/2010 1:06 AM (GMT -6)   
up @#$ creek without a paddle!!

flat out like a lizard drinking!!!

jamie
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awty
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   Posted 11/21/2010 11:04 AM (GMT -6)   
My fav

We are each of us, Angels with only one wing, but we can fly by embracing another - Luciana de Crescenzo

theHTreturns...
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   Posted 11/22/2010 12:22 AM (GMT -6)   
THAT'S A CRACKER!!!!!!!! LAUGHIN' MY HEAD OFF!!!!!!!!! tongue tongue tongue   JAMIE
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theHTreturns...
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   Posted 11/22/2010 4:08 AM (GMT -6)   
when does the next shuttle leave??? lol, jamie.
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Geosojda
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   Posted 11/22/2010 10:56 AM (GMT -6)   
" i feel as low as a bowlegged caterpillar "

not really a quote but this line makes me laugh myself stupid

Peter Griffin: How much for the gloves?
Brian Griffin: Peter, those are yours.
Peter Griffin: Ten bucks! Two! Seven! Four! Five-fifty! Ten! Sold! Sucker. I would have gone to fifteen easy....I am so stupid.

I get some funny looks when i randomly bust out laughing when i think of this :)

awty
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   Posted 11/22/2010 11:08 AM (GMT -6)   
THAT is funny Geo

stkitt
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   Posted 11/23/2010 11:49 PM (GMT -6)   
Love the turkey one.......that is so funny.  Well I must come up with a really good one as you all have been so great !
 

"A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'

The stock boy answered, 'No ma'am, they're dead.' smhair    smhair     smhair

Kitt and company !

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