Lessons Some of Our Mothers Taught Us

New Topic Post Reply Printable Version
[ << Previous Thread | Next Thread >> ]

It's Genetic
Veteran Member


Date Joined Mar 2010
Total Posts : 1540
   Posted 9/29/2011 11:46 AM (GMT -6)   
These are some of the lessons we learned from our mothers:
 
1.  Mother taught me to appreciate a JOB WELL DONE:
     "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, because I just finished  cleaning."
 
2.  Our mothers taught us RELIGION:
     "You'd better pray that comes out of the carpet."
 
3.  They taught us about LOGIC.
     "Because I said so, that's why."
 
4.  They taught us another lesson about LOGIC:
     " If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going with me to the store."
 
5.  She taught us about IRONY:
     "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
 
6.  My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM: 
     "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
 
7.  They taught us about STAMINA:
     "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
 
8.  They taught us about WEATHER:
     "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
 
9.  Mine taught me about HYPOCRISY:
    "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times; don't exaggerate."
 
10.  They taught us about the CIRCLE OF LIFE:
      "I brought you into this world and I can take you out."
 
11.  She taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
      "Stop acting like your father."
 
12.  They taught us about WISDOM:
      "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
 
13.  And one of my favorites about JUSTICE:
      "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
       
 
 

getting by
Forum Moderator


Date Joined Sep 2007
Total Posts : 42612
   Posted 9/29/2011 11:57 AM (GMT -6)   
Cute IG,

Thanks for sharing. I remember a lot of Mother's lessons too. LOL...

Hugs, Karen
Moderator-Depression and fibromyalgia


fibromyalgia, Chronic fatigue, depression, allergies

theHTreturns...
Elite Member


Date Joined Mar 2009
Total Posts : 20279
   Posted 9/30/2011 1:25 AM (GMT -6)   
CLASSIC I.G.!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!! turn turn turn turn turn   JAMIE
EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE PERSONALITY DISORDER,

RAPID CYCLING BI-POLAR DISORDER

REMEMBER TO LOVE YOU. BE YOU AND BE TRUE.
New Topic Post Reply Printable Version
Forum Information
Currently it is Sunday, September 23, 2018 3:12 AM (GMT -6)
There are a total of 3,005,804 posts in 329,264 threads.
View Active Threads


Who's Online
This forum has 161804 registered members. Please welcome our newest member, FADE IN:.
233 Guest(s), 1 Registered Member(s) are currently online.  Details
George_