Advantages of living beyond 50 years!
Well, I think it should be titled beyond 70 or even 80.....50 seems awfully young. Don't laugh......
No one expects you to run--anywhere.
People call at 9 pm and ask,"did I wake you up?"
Things you buy now won't wear out.
You can eat supper at 4 pm.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
Your eyes won't get much worse.
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
You can't remember who posted this list.
And you notice these are all in Bold Print for your convenience.
And finally.....never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.