Jokes, Quotes, Memories.... and anything else you want .... Chapter 4

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   Posted 1/27/2012 4:58 AM (GMT -6)   

Definition of a word women use…

 

Fine… is a word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up.

 


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   Posted 1/27/2012 5:09 AM (GMT -6)   

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED…

 

Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

 

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control
when you know the batteries are dead?


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   Posted 1/27/2012 6:01 AM (GMT -6)   
LOL Cute... I know about the remote battery thing. Thanks for starting a fresh thread Joyce. I hope that you are having a good morning. Bring on the coffee, that is all I can say at this point.

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   Posted 1/28/2012 4:48 AM (GMT -6)   

HAVE YOU NOTICED....

 

Money will buy a fine dog... but only kindness will make him wag
his tail.


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HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED… Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger thaneveryone else looks?


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   Posted 1/28/2012 5:14 AM (GMT -6)   
i wonder what it would be like to live without all this medical stuff going on?

A. bliss

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   Posted 2/2/2012 5:45 AM (GMT -6)   

Definitions  of words women use…(for men)

 

Nothing… means something and you need to be worried.


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   Posted 2/2/2012 5:49 AM (GMT -6)   

HAVE YOU NOTICED…

 

 No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.


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   Posted 2/2/2012 5:51 AM (GMT -6)   

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED…

 

Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?


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   Posted 2/2/2012 7:01 AM (GMT -6)   
what about OVERSEA lolo....
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   Posted 2/3/2012 5:19 AM (GMT -6)   

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED…

 

Why do we wash bath towels?
Aren't we clean when we use them?


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   Posted 2/3/2012 5:20 AM (GMT -6)   

HAVE YOU NOTICED…

 

Scratch a cat...and you will have a permanent job.

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   Posted 2/3/2012 7:46 AM (GMT -6)   
My dog is that way too. She comes up to you and pokes her butt in your face as if to say scratch me... lol... She would stand there for hours on end....

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   Posted 2/5/2012 6:21 AM (GMT -6)   

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED…

 

Why is bra singular and panties plural?


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   Posted 2/5/2012 9:28 AM (GMT -6)   
That is cute Joyce...

It should be bra's and panty. maybe, now that I am thnking about it, I don't know... Dumb thoughts coming into my head. lol... Still too early. Not enough coffee...
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