I warned you this was a 'groaner'...shoulda had a third cup of coffee before I decided to post it
There are only three words in.... the English language.
What is the third word?
It states, "There are only three words in .....the English language. What is the third word?" The third word of that phrase is, of course, "language." Don't get angry at me, I didn't make it up
I promise to behave tomorrow