A Push For The Drunk

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It's Genetic
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   Posted 4/22/2012 2:00 PM (GMT -6)   
On a very rainy night at 3:00 A.M. in the morning, the doorbell
rang at the home of a couple.
The husband got out of bed, put on his robe and went to the door.
He opened the door and there stood a drunk who said to him "will
you please come give me a push?"
The man replied, "No, sir, it's 3:00 A.M. in the morning, pouring rain, and my wife and I are in bed trying to sleep."  With that he closed the door and went back upstairs.
His wife asked him who it was and when she learned the circumstances, she said to him "really, darling, you should be a little ashamed.  Don't you remember the two men who stopped several months ago to help us?"
With remorse, he got up, dressed, and went downstairs to the door again. On opening it, there was no one there.  "Are you still here,
he called out?".  "Yes," came the reply "over here by the swings."
"Will you please give me a push?", he said. 
I hope your weekend has been pleasant.
It's Genetic

Post Edited (It's Genetic) : 4/22/2012 1:03:35 PM (GMT-6)

Living Well
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Date Joined Feb 2011
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   Posted 4/22/2012 5:37 PM (GMT -6)   
haha, that's funny. ... and I'm thinking, "If he's drunk, he shouldn't be driving" lol
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