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Sera Smiles
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Date Joined Nov 2006
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   Posted 7/17/2008 4:45 PM (GMT -6)   
I have been feeling so icky and you all have protected me so well- thank you! I said something to myself today that cracked me up- so I thought I would pass it along and maybe you can send your own thoughts on this matter so we can all get a good laff. Here goes:
Question- How sick am I?
My answer- when I think I look too bad to go to Target for Rx, l I go to Walmart instead! 
"Its never too late to be who you might have been" George Eliot

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Date Joined Jun 2008
Total Posts : 168
   Posted 7/17/2008 5:47 PM (GMT -6)   
Hi Sera! Humor is one of the most powerful meds there is and the side effects are almost always positive. It comes from that all-powerful family of meds that includes God, music, love, imagination and humility! Sometimes we forget that some of the best meds don't come in bottles or packages!

(BTW......that was a great laugh! When you can laugh at or with yourself, you're on the right track!)

Gentlest of hugs,
John (53)
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Several meds too numerous to list or remember!

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Date Joined Apr 2008
Total Posts : 605
   Posted 7/18/2008 1:31 AM (GMT -6)   
I'm so sick that little green men got nothin on my color today!
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Sera Smiles
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Date Joined Nov 2006
Total Posts : 671
   Posted 7/18/2008 9:09 PM (GMT -6)   
Awww Karen I'm sorry you are green today! Altho your joke was funny and made me laff because 3  days ago I was green- I hope you start feeling better right away.

"Its never too late to be who you might have been" George Eliot

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Date Joined Apr 2008
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   Posted 7/19/2008 1:18 AM (GMT -6)   
I used to have a job where I'd work for a few hours early in the morning, have mid-day off, then go back to work in the afternoon. In the morning, it would be cold so I'd wear jeans and my usual long, oversized T-shirt. I'd come home, take off my jeans and nap for a few hours. Then I'd put on shorts and go back for the afternoon.

When I was enjoying a good fibro-fog, I'd get half way to work and realize I forgot to put on pants. Once, I got all the way to work and started to get out of the car before I realized I was half-dressed.

After that, I always kept a pair of pants in the car.

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Date Joined Sep 2006
Total Posts : 1713
   Posted 7/19/2008 1:44 AM (GMT -6)   
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Now that's fibro fog! I love it! Thanks for sharing your mental moment with us, Dagger!!

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And by all means, when you are down, ask me for help.  I will be there.

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Date Joined Aug 2007
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   Posted 7/19/2008 10:06 AM (GMT -6)   
OMG Dagger I have had nightmares of doing that. I take inventory before leaving the house to make sure I am dressed and that's on a good fog day.
I'm so glad I don't know many people in this town and the ones I do know have seen me look like crap since I have lived here. But Sera I wouldn't go to the city looking like I do around here cause I would be afraid of running into someone I know.
I guess when I really have to question myself on whether I should be driving is bad days or I don't feel like shopping. When I stop shopping they might as well fill out the death certificate. I'll be saying, "wait a minute God I seen this pair of shoes on sale that I want to be buried in".
No Sherrine, I won't buy the matching purse to be buried with me. devil
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