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   Posted 12/12/2008 6:54 AM (GMT -7)   

Jose Cuervo Christmas cookies

 1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl.


Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall

Don't forget to beat off the turner.


Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas !


Diane I made your font smaller so they couldn't see if from outer space hehe.

Post Edited By Moderator (Marlee2) : 12/12/2008 7:54:32 AM (GMT-7)

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   Posted 12/12/2008 7:04 AM (GMT -7)   

the really sad thing about that, though, is that there are times when i could make a recipe just like that (and say words like that!) WITHOUT the alcohol! (so you could really change the name of the cookies from "jose cuervo christmas cookies" to "fibro fog christmas cookies"...)

thank you loads for the laugh!! yeah

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   Posted 12/12/2008 7:32 AM (GMT -7)   
I could use these cookies about now!

Thanks for the good laugh this morning!

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   Posted 12/12/2008 7:51 AM (GMT -7)   
Yeth, pleazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!  I'd love some of those cookies!
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   Posted 12/12/2008 7:59 AM (GMT -7)   
GamJill, I had a feeling you would be right on top of this one. devil I agree fibromites don't need the alcohol to do that.
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   Posted 12/12/2008 8:10 AM (GMT -7)   
oh a day in the life of fibro + alchol I would be out cold.

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   Posted 12/12/2008 10:30 AM (GMT -7)   
OMG I am on the floor cracking up, now to get myself upright!!!

Thank you so much, Patsie

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   Posted 12/12/2008 2:05 PM (GMT -7)   
Yeah Diane,

I really like that recipe. What a hoot.

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   Posted 12/12/2008 2:31 PM (GMT -7)   
Whass you alls waffin na? I tink dese cookiesh are bery *thud*
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   Posted 12/12/2008 6:03 PM (GMT -7) made me tree batches of them there cookies and ate all but how many I don't know, cause I can't find the kitchen to find them yet the moon is very pretty tonight all white and fuzzy with holes in it...oh...I couldn't get the stove in the dishwasher so I pushed it into the garage.  I am making me somemore of these, only with gin and maybe a little Jack Daniels and I think I'll weave out the flour, sugar and butter.  Where am I?  Yummy.  What fibro pain?  Excuse me,  I think I have to throw up.


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   Posted 12/13/2008 1:04 AM (GMT -7)   
Hello, if you are passing those around, I'll take a couple dozen. Woo Hoo!!!!!  Denise

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