"Do these eight sweaters, four pairs of socks and the car tarp I am draped in make me look fat?"
If I turn up the heat to 80 degrees one more time will we REALLY have to file for bankruptcy, or is because of your heat rash and foot fungus?
If I lose another gas cap, will you take away my keys?
How many pots of coffee can I make without adding the coffee before you start going to Dunkin' Donuts in the morning?
Do these bruises on my knees from running into the open dishwasher day after day REALLY 'turn you on?'
If I fall asleep in the recliner with my shoes on the wrong feet...do you HAVE to take a picture of it with the cell phone camera and send it to your friends? I only did it once!
So what if I washed your shirt with two fountain pens in the pocket...who uses a fountain pen in this day and age anyway?
How come Santa brought me hockey shin pads...ha ha, very funny.
Are you really NOT embarrassed that I walked through the grocery store with the inspection sticker still stuck to the collar of my new coat or are you just saying that so I won't feel so stupid?? (and why didn't you see it???)
Can I really lay on the heating pad all day today....huh, huh, can I? (he says of course...he FEELS my pain....I and think he means it literally!)
When I go to bed tonight in my flannel pajama's bathrobe and two pairs of socks, will you still respect me in the morning??
Ah...what you put up with! And I'm sorry I tried to open a can of varnish with your pocket knife that you've had since you were in the sixth grade. If we could find where the tip flew to, we might be able to super glue it back on....
fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ Meds: Lexapro and valium
Post Edited (vestabula) : 12/31/2008 8:56:18 AM (GMT-7)