My glass is always half full. It's just that I forget where I put it and it evaporates.
The grass is never greener on the other side of the fence. If it looks that way it's because I have cleaned my glasses with Lime Away.
Life is like a box of chocolates. I know what I am going to get and I eat them all. Then go get more.
I always try to tell at least one person every day that I love them. Just not the mailman...he carries mace. Owie.
It takes two to tonga. Tagno. Togan. You know...that very sexy dance where you have to know how to do a back bend.
If I can't say something nice about someone, I don't say anything at all. Easy one because 90% of the time I don't know who they are anyway.
If I start to realize I am looking at the world through rose colored glasses, I just think that I must have taken a triple dose of Lexapro by mistake. (Let me say you can REALLY clean a house if you ever do that!)
When life gives me lemons I just laugh. I mean if it really wants to give me something that brings me to my knees, give me headcheese. Or beef tongue...or a nail gun.
Just remember, Fibro is Orbif spelled backwards.
fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ Meds: Lexapro and valium
Post Edited (vestabula) : 2/19/2009 6:01:49 AM (GMT-7)