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   Posted 2/19/2009 5:05 AM (GMT -7)   
My glass is always half full.  It's just that I forget where I put it and it evaporates.
The grass is never greener on the other side of the fence.  If it looks that way it's because I have cleaned my glasses with Lime Away.
Life is like a box of chocolates.  I know what I am going to get and I eat them all.  Then go get more.
I always try to tell at least one person every day that I love them.  Just not the mailman...he carries mace.  Owie.
It takes two to tonga.  Tagno.  Togan.  You know...that very sexy dance where you have to know how to do a back bend.
If I can't say something nice about someone, I don't say anything at all.  Easy one because 90% of the time I don't know who they are anyway.
If I start to realize I am looking at the world through rose colored glasses, I just think that I must have taken a triple dose of Lexapro by mistake. (Let me say you can REALLY clean a house if you ever do that!)
When life gives me lemons I just laugh.  I mean if it really wants to give me something that brings me to my knees, give me headcheese.   Or beef tongue...or a nail gun.
Just remember, Fibro is Orbif spelled backwards.

fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ  Meds: Lexapro and valium

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   Posted 2/19/2009 6:08 AM (GMT -7)   
omgggggg early morning here and that already made my day thank you muahhhhhhhh
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   Posted 2/19/2009 7:07 AM (GMT -7)   
thanks for the early morning laugh!!!!!!!!!
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   Posted 2/19/2009 7:09 AM (GMT -7)   
Morning Donna and Karen,
That really put a big smile on my face! Which is rather hard to do today, since I have been dragging a flu bug around since Sunday. Thanks for the chuckle, Donna. You made my day!

Fibromyalgia, Osteoarthritis, scoliosis, back problems, hypothyroidism.

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   Posted 2/19/2009 7:27 AM (GMT -7)   
You are crazy!! I know that when I see your name, I'm usually going to get a good laugh!
                                                                         Thanks for another good one!!!

Never regret something that made you smile!

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   Posted 2/19/2009 7:51 AM (GMT -7)   
Funny Donna- got a good laugh for the day!  tongue
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   Posted 2/19/2009 8:04 AM (GMT -7)   
I know what you mean Margie if I see a post from Donna I know I'm in for a laugh. But how can you think of this stuff so early in the morning??? My brain hasn't been awake for the past few days. Have you ever gotten a box of chocolates and taken a bite out of each one to see what's in the middle and put the ones you don't like back??? turn
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   Posted 2/19/2009 8:12 AM (GMT -7)   
LOL... Donna, you're a trip and a half. You crack me up. I needed a good laugh and like others have said seeing a post from you usually a its good bet a smile will follow.
Thanks for all the smiles and giggles you bring to us..
Wuv You!!
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   Posted 2/19/2009 8:25 AM (GMT -7)   

Marlee...if I know I'm not going to like what's inside I suck the chocolate off and put it back! smhair Huggies


fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ  Meds: Lexapro and valium

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   Posted 2/19/2009 9:26 AM (GMT -7)   
Donna, you are too funny.  You should turn your humor into a comedy act and hit the road. (Just remember that I get a 10% cut for suggesting it).  smilewinkgrin
Hugs - Austen



(edited because I can't spell)

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   Posted 2/19/2009 10:35 AM (GMT -7)   
Donna - thanks for the chuckles!
Still learning how to manage my Fibromylagia, and all the lovely gifts it brings.   
I had severe spinal stenosis, had fusion done on C5-7, and my life has changed. 

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   Posted 2/19/2009 11:18 AM (GMT -7)   



Don't you dare take it on the road! We need you & the laughs more here!!!!

Hugs!!     Margie

Never regret something that made you smile!

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   Posted 2/19/2009 11:33 AM (GMT -7)   
Yep.  It' official.  You are crazy!   turn    I just love your humor but I've told you that a million times already!
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   Posted 2/19/2009 12:54 PM (GMT -7)   
Sometimes I'll just skim through the post topics, but if I see one that you wrote, Donna, I always stop to read it. I always need more laughs. Diane
Fibromyalgia since 1984, Sjogren's, Hashimoto's Thyroiditis, Auto-immune eczema, GERD, osteoarthritis, IBS, RLS, sleep apnea

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