Finally Here! Fibro Barbie!

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   Posted 3/22/2009 5:45 AM (GMT -7)   
She's finally here, ladies!  She's Fibro Barbie, a remote control, genuine plastic, teflon and toxic melamine anatomically correct doll made in China for your fibromyalgia  pleasure!  Just push the buttons on the high tech touch pad and she will give you hours of gut busting laughs!  Press on her arm and she screams "OWWY, OWWY!"  Take off her goosedown coat and she yells "Where are we, in Siberia?  Turn up the heat!"  Walk her through Walmart with you and she will hunch over her own little cart, dragging her leg, just like her mommie!  Of course she can never find her keys, purse or cell phone and just watch her try to turn on the television with the garage door opener!  Her favorite word is 'thingamagiggy and whatchamacallit'!
Fibro Barbie is programed to sweat, then get the chills and just watch her leg go into a spasm when you bend her at the waist!  Oh the fun...even her toes cramp and curl under when you make her dance!  Be careful girls, when you comb her head of long blonde hair with black roots...she might just call you a stupid &**^%*&!  Fibro barbie is very sensitive about not being able to hold her arms up to apply her hair dye!  And just watch her try to peel a'll want to get out your camera!
What a great gift for yourself when you are having a bad day, or for those in your life that want to spend the day rock climbing!  Just hand them the doll and save your breath trying to explain your condition...Fibro Barbie does it all!
Included in your purchase are three pairs of Gortex long underwear, two goose down/whale blubber parkas, 18 pairs of thermal socks, six ski masks, two tiny bed buddies, a heating pad and grocery cart for those days when you just don't want to shop alone!
Fibro Barbie can be yours for three easy payments of $39.99.  But wait, act now and we will make the first  payment for you!  And as our free gift, we will include a dozen itzy bitsy  walking canes, crafted from the finest wood the Rain Forest could provide!  Call 1-800-Hunchback now!  Supplies are limited.
Coming soon...Fibro Barbie's companion, Cranky Ken.  He comes with his own golf clubs and ear plugs. Be the first on your block to own them both!
Caution! Cellophane packaging and cardboard box not for consumption.
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   Posted 3/22/2009 6:00 AM (GMT -7)   
this is the first thing I saw upon waking up!! Thank you so much for the morning giggle.
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   Posted 3/22/2009 6:09 AM (GMT -7)   
I just read your post to my own LIVE cranky Ken, guess I'm the first to get that model. You know fibro Barbie is great idea but maybe you should make her with see through skin and have her muscles showing with knots in them every few inches, have a light go on when she moves every where she hurts and she collapses after three hours of movement.
Don't know how your brain comes up with this stuff Donna.
luv and hugs
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   Posted 3/22/2009 6:28 AM (GMT -7)   


I love you Donna, this just MADE my day!!!  You are hilarious!!!  I'm glad I don't actually know you in real life.. cause I'd have to wear depends everyday, because I'd wet my pants laughing all the time!!!  You are a true asset to this Forum!!!!  You always make me smile!! 

Hubby just asked.. what the heck is so funny first thing in the morning!? 

I'm copying this one and keeping it forever!!!! 

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   Posted 3/22/2009 7:22 AM (GMT -7)   
Hi Donna,

This is just too hilarious. I really got a kick out of it. Made my day. How do you come up with this stuff. You should have been a stand up comedian. Which are my favorite thing to watch on tv.

Have a great painfree day.

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   Posted 3/22/2009 7:45 AM (GMT -7)   
Cracks me up cause I have a daughter we call Barbie and it sounds like her lol
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   Posted 3/22/2009 7:51 AM (GMT -7)   

Hilarious Donna!! tongue Thanks for starting my day out laughing!!!


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   Posted 3/22/2009 10:05 AM (GMT -7)   
this is so funny donna!!! thanks for the good laugh.

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   Posted 3/22/2009 11:21 AM (GMT -7)   
You are hysterical, Donna!
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   Posted 3/22/2009 11:30 AM (GMT -7)   
Don't wanna forget her very own Barbie Lyrica, and to watch her gain weight while on the Lyrica...
or maybe have her thowing up after taking the Lyrica..and getting grouchy Ken Screaming I ain't gonna to clean it up...
oh hahahahahaha....
Now, that'd be real world.....
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   Posted 3/22/2009 1:58 PM (GMT -7)   
Well done, Donna. This was hilarious. Do not forget the silk underwear for winter warmth and the pain relieving IV for emergencies.


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   Posted 3/22/2009 2:03 PM (GMT -7)   
ha ha ha ha ha!
I have Fibromyalgia, and nothing else!
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   Posted 3/22/2009 2:34 PM (GMT -7)   
I WANT ONE!!!!  turn smilewinkgrin yeah devil
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   Posted 3/22/2009 2:38 PM (GMT -7)   
I saw the thread topic and just knew I had to read it!  You are so funny Donna. I want a Fibro Barbie too!
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