She's finally here, ladies! She's Fibro Barbie, a remote control, genuine plastic, teflon and toxic melamine anatomically correct doll made in China for your fibromyalgia pleasure! Just push the buttons on the high tech touch pad and she will give you hours of gut busting laughs! Press on her arm and she screams "OWWY, OWWY!" Take off her goosedown coat and she yells "Where are we, in Siberia? Turn up the heat!" Walk her through Walmart with you and she will hunch over her own little cart, dragging her leg, just like her mommie! Of course she can never find her keys, purse or cell phone and just watch her try to turn on the television with the garage door opener! Her favorite word is 'thingamagiggy and whatchamacallit'!
Fibro Barbie is programed to sweat, then get the chills and just watch her leg go into a spasm when you bend her at the waist! Oh the fun...even her toes cramp and curl under when you make her dance! Be careful girls, when you comb her head of long blonde hair with black roots...she might just call you a stupid &**^%*&! Fibro barbie is very sensitive about not being able to hold her arms up to apply her hair dye! And just watch her try to peel a potato...you'll want to get out your camera!
What a great gift for yourself when you are having a bad day, or for those in your life that want to spend the day rock climbing! Just hand them the doll and save your breath trying to explain your condition...Fibro Barbie does it all!
Included in your purchase are three pairs of Gortex long underwear, two goose down/whale blubber parkas, 18 pairs of thermal socks, six ski masks, two tiny bed buddies, a heating pad and grocery cart for those days when you just don't want to shop alone!
Fibro Barbie can be yours for three easy payments of $39.99. But wait, act now and we will make the first payment for you! And as our free gift, we will include a dozen itzy bitsy walking canes, crafted from the finest wood the Rain Forest could provide! Call 1-800-Hunchback now! Supplies are limited.
Coming soon...Fibro Barbie's companion, Cranky Ken. He comes with his own golf clubs and ear plugs. Be the first on your block to own them both!
Caution! Cellophane packaging and cardboard box not for consumption.
fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ Meds: Lexapro and valium