I was driving my son to work this morning and heard an ad on the radio. Dr. Norman Hipcracker(don't remember his name) will be at the Holiday Inn Banquet Room in Syracuse this weekend. He can cure fibro, MS, RA and other various crippling diseases!!! OMG...I hope there are still tickets available! They are only $75 and if you follow his regimine and don't feel significantly better in six weeks, you will get your money refunded. That is if you can find him because he will probably be going under the name of Dr. Stuart Bonebuster by then. For all of you that aren't busy this week-end you and would love to attend this miraculous event, you can stay at my house. After we see him, we can look for a Dr. frank seminar somewhere. Don't thank me for this enlightening opportunity to be healed. The pleasure is all mine.