Maz..all my pain is on the right side...except for some shoulder-thing that I don't think has anything do do with fibro. I hump around like Quasimoto. Now why. Hmmm.
Mercury is retrograde all the time for fibromites.
Un beknownst (is that a word?) to us, we have been beamed up by the mothership and had one sided experiments performed on our bodies for research on the planet Bikmnuyllop.
We ate paint off the window sills as small children and followed the mosquito spray trucks on our bikes.
Our maxillary sacks and indomitral fistulas are underdeveloped and don't have enough optomagenisia to ward off double sided pain.
We were once forced to watch a two day LaVerne and Shirley marathon and sat hunched to one side.
Now, I am not a doctor, but these reasons are just as sane as some I have been given in the past.
Don't cry, Maz. If you cry, I'll cry..it's contagious, you know.