Ooh, I did a good one just now. I have the house to myself for a few days, so I'm feeling my oats,
eating whatever whenever, singing, moving knick-knacks, wiping surfaces, getting rid of junk, and changing lampshades around, with no one to say, "What are you DOING?" So I'm trying to pull this stuck lampshade off, (with one hand) and it finally comes off and BONKS me in the nose so hard it takes my breath away,
and I have to back into a chair, gasping, feeling like I've been hit by a softball. Why, oh why do we have to lose our common sense along with everything else??