My 4 year old grandson Calen was at the zoo with his mom and his uncle (my daughter and my son) and his uncle's girlfriend. They were walking past a pond and Calen spotted the ducks, so he went over to see them.
He spotted one colourful male and said "Hi Duck". The duck of course did nothing, so Calen says "Hi Duck" again, this time a bit louder. Still nothing from the duck, so Calen stomps up to the duck, and in the loudest voice possible, yells "HEY DUCK...I'M TALKING TO YOU...YES, YOU!" and he points to the duck in indignation, then turns to his uncle and says "that duck is as deaf as a duck" and walks away.
I love that boy!!
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