Have you seen the ad for that thingy that you wrap around your stomach and velcro it shut...looks like a hernia support, or those things construction men wear to keep from blowing their back out. It is supposed make you look like you have lost all your belly flab...goes up to your boobs. The hubby says 'maybe we should both try one of those.' Are you freaking kidding me? I can't even wear a bra and wear tops that amount to car tarps so the fabric doesn't touch my skin.
Well, it's buy one get one free if you order in the next ten minutes. I'll just go ahead and do that and while I'm at it, get me that bracelet that keeps you standing upright, and the neck basket. Oh...and that foot scrubber with those hard plastic spikes on the bottom that scrape away all the dead skin.
If any of you are interested, call now as supplies are limited! 1-800-BIG-OWIE.