Yes, speaking of boobs....(and bags of doornobs, Donna) I was just in the grocery line, looking at all the crackpot stuff they want us to buy,
when I saw this article in Women's Health or something titled, "Healthy, Sexy Breasts in Nine Easy Steps!" and I just about
choked on my cough drop.
Are you kidding me? What are we gonna do - give them a pep talk? Snap them out of their depression? Take some kind of supplement or brain-numbing drug to convince them they really AREN'T all stretched out? Steroids to make them firm up?
Toughen up our resolve and exercise the muscles (there aren't any in breasts)?
They may (hopefully) be healthy. They could, I guess, even be happy. But sexy? Well, that time has been over for me since my late 20s....nearly 30 years ago. I don't like it. But please, don't insult my intelligence with this #&*@!!!!
On the other hand....a belly laugh is always good.
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